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[Fury has found himself in possession of a small kitten, currently doing its utmost best to knock all the papers from his desk. don't ask why he has a kitten; it's not important. what is important is he has one, and it is wreaking havoc in his office, and he can't decide whether to shoot it or what because there is a goddamn kitten mucking up his business

you have been forewarned]
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Date: 2012-12-11 09:14 pm (UTC)
ofafeather: (being dead kinda sucked)
From: [personal profile] ofafeather
Hey, Boss---

[What.]

...you were getting lonely, weren't you? That's exactly what's going on here.

Date: 2012-12-11 09:21 pm (UTC)
ofafeather: (guns+tea=love)
From: [personal profile] ofafeather
You shouldn't have told her yes.

Date: 2012-12-11 10:28 pm (UTC)
ofafeather: (So about those superpowers I have now)
From: [personal profile] ofafeather
She wouldn't have done it without asking first.

Date: 2012-12-11 11:16 pm (UTC)
technetronic: (i'm iron man)
From: [personal profile] technetronic
[Bursts into the room about to launch into some spiel that Fury doesn't care for, but Tony finds very important, except...

Kitten.

He is speechless for all of five seconds. Greatest five seconds of your life, right there.]


You've only got the one patch so you should be able to see.

[Covers one eye and yep, he can still see the cat.]

Date: 2012-12-11 11:48 pm (UTC)
tiptoeing: (just looking at you gives me a headache)
From: [personal profile] tiptoeing
Bruce avoided S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ as much as possible; Fury's office, in particular. But he'd been called in for his expertise in nuclear physics again, and was there to discuss the details. Natasha had reassured him there would be no cages involved this time, but he wasn't entirely convinced.

Not that he wouldn't be wary even if she was telling the truth. His past experience with General Ross made dealing with any branch of the government a little difficult, to say the least. But now, as an Avenger, as a S.H.I.E.L.D. asset, he didn't have much of a choice in the matter.

All of his thoughts on the matter were completely derailed when he saw a tiny kitten on Fury's desk. He raised an eyebrow.

"Please tell me that's not Loki in cat form," he said, dryly. He wouldn't be surprised, if it was.

NOT. SORRY.

Date: 2012-12-12 05:09 am (UTC)
nestling: (OH ELEPHANT)
From: [personal profile] nestling
I don't think your desk is a good place for a kitten.

[Way to state the obvious, kid.]

Date: 2012-12-12 05:13 am (UTC)
ofafeather: (On the corner of main street)
From: [personal profile] ofafeather
Well, I wasn't going to let her keep it. She already conned Clint into the dog.

NO :|

Date: 2012-12-12 05:24 am (UTC)
nestling: (Two elephants went out to play)
From: [personal profile] nestling
Maybe you should put her somewhere else.
Edited Date: 2012-12-12 05:25 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-12-12 05:26 am (UTC)
ofafeather: (I win)
From: [personal profile] ofafeather
Remember when I told you that you didn't have a choice when you became the kid's godfather?

[Also she doesn't care.]

Date: 2012-12-12 05:39 am (UTC)
ofafeather: (It's funny how you just break down)
From: [personal profile] ofafeather
You're only saying that because she's pretty much hellbent on ruining your rep.

:D

Date: 2012-12-12 05:40 am (UTC)
nestling: (For another elephant to come)
From: [personal profile] nestling
My mom said she couldn't stay.

Date: 2012-12-12 05:45 am (UTC)
ofafeather: (The good old days; the honest man)
From: [personal profile] ofafeather
Clint. Obviously.

/CLINGS

Date: 2012-12-12 05:46 am (UTC)
nestling: (For another elephant to come)
From: [personal profile] nestling
But if I can't keep her and you won't keep her where will she go?

[Nick. You're making her sad. THIS IS A SAD AVA.]
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