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[Fury has found himself in possession of a small kitten, currently doing its utmost best to knock all the papers from his desk. don't ask why he has a kitten; it's not important. what is important is he has one, and it is wreaking havoc in his office, and he can't decide whether to shoot it or what because there is a goddamn kitten mucking up his business
you have been forewarned]
you have been forewarned]
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Date: 2012-12-11 09:14 pm (UTC)[What.]
...you were getting lonely, weren't you? That's exactly what's going on here.
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Date: 2012-12-11 09:18 pm (UTC)[ie: your daughter]
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Date: 2012-12-11 09:21 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2012-12-11 10:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-12-11 11:16 pm (UTC)Kitten.
He is speechless for all of five seconds. Greatest five seconds of your life, right there.]
You've only got the one patch so you should be able to see.
[Covers one eye and yep, he can still see the cat.]
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Date: 2012-12-11 11:48 pm (UTC)Not that he wouldn't be wary even if she was telling the truth. His past experience with General Ross made dealing with any branch of the government a little difficult, to say the least. But now, as an Avenger, as a S.H.I.E.L.D. asset, he didn't have much of a choice in the matter.
All of his thoughts on the matter were completely derailed when he saw a tiny kitten on Fury's desk. He raised an eyebrow.
"Please tell me that's not Loki in cat form," he said, dryly. He wouldn't be surprised, if it was.
NOT. SORRY.
Date: 2012-12-12 05:09 am (UTC)[Way to state the obvious, kid.]
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Date: 2012-12-12 05:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-12-12 05:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-12-12 05:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-12-12 05:15 am (UTC)"Loki didn't cause this much damage." Fury sighed, sitting up again and rubbing at the bridge of his nose. "But no, I haven't seen our demi-god trickster in a while. This is just a run-of-the-mill nuisance."
GET OUT
Date: 2012-12-12 05:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-12-12 05:19 am (UTC)NO :|
Date: 2012-12-12 05:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-12-12 05:26 am (UTC)[Also she doesn't care.]
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Date: 2012-12-12 05:38 am (UTC)>|
Date: 2012-12-12 05:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-12-12 05:39 am (UTC):D
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Date: 2012-12-12 05:44 am (UTC)/punts
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Date: 2012-12-12 05:45 am (UTC)/CLINGS
Date: 2012-12-12 05:46 am (UTC)[Nick. You're making her sad. THIS IS A SAD AVA.]
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Date: 2012-12-12 05:57 am (UTC)