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[eyeonyou]

[Fury has found himself in possession of a small kitten, currently doing its utmost best to knock all the papers from his desk. don't ask why he has a kitten; it's not important. what is important is he has one, and it is wreaking havoc in his office, and he can't decide whether to shoot it or what because there is a goddamn kitten mucking up his business

you have been forewarned]

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[eyeonyou]

Wonder who she could have gotten that from.

[ofafeather]

Clint. Obviously.

[eyeonyou]

[THIS LOOK, BOBBI]

[ofafeather]

Thanks for babysitting, by the way.

[eyeonyou]

Don't think I won't put you behind a desk if you keep it up.

[ofafeather]

Oh, it can't be that bad. You keep agreeing to it.

[eyeonyou]

That doesn't mean I'll continue to do so.

[ofafeather]

Can you really say no to her face when she wants to spend quality time with you?

[eyeonyou]

Would you like to place a bet?

[ofafeather]

Yes, actually.

[eyeonyou]

Then yes, I can tell her no.

[ofafeather]

She'll cry.

[eyeonyou]

Point?

[ofafeather]

You'll be responsible for making a little girl cry.

[eyeonyou]

I've been responsible for worse.

[ofafeather]

Is there really anything worse than making Ava cry, Nick? Is there?

[eyeonyou]

Yeah, there is. And it's currently ruining my office.

[ofafeather]

What did you think she meant when she called you and asked "Goddaddy, can I bring you a cat?"

[eyeonyou]

That she was going to show me, not drop it off indefinitely.

[ofafeather]

So what are you going to do with it?

[eyeonyou]

Nothing. You're taking it back.

[ofafeather]

I'm not a cat person. Sorry.

[eyeonyou]

Funny how that makes two of us.

[ofafeather]

Talk to Ava about it. She already knows she can't bring it home with her.

[eyeonyou]

I'll get her to give it to Stark.