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[eyeonyou]

[Fury has found himself in possession of a small kitten, currently doing its utmost best to knock all the papers from his desk. don't ask why he has a kitten; it's not important. what is important is he has one, and it is wreaking havoc in his office, and he can't decide whether to shoot it or what because there is a goddamn kitten mucking up his business

you have been forewarned]

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[technetronic]

[Bursts into the room about to launch into some spiel that Fury doesn't care for, but Tony finds very important, except...

Kitten.

He is speechless for all of five seconds. Greatest five seconds of your life, right there.]

You've only got the one patch so you should be able to see.

[Covers one eye and yep, he can still see the cat.]

[eyeonyou]

No one asked you, Stark. [and oh he is glaring with that one eye, don't you doubt it]

[technetronic]

[Tony has had possibly too much exposure to that glare that he talks right through it or he's got no sense of self-preservation.]

Oh I'm sorry, are we going to continue to ignore the elephant-- or shall I say cat in the room?

Didn't peg you for a cat person.

[eyeonyou]

[he will just keep glaring anyway because it's his default expression]

That's because I'm not.

Since you insist on noticing it, you're welcome to keep it.

[technetronic]

[Woah woah, back up. He doesn't want the cat.]

And deprive you of the light in your life? I think not. Besides, it adds a little... something to this room.

[eyeonyou]

That something being I don't want it.

So really. I insist.