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[eyeonyou]

[Fury has found himself in possession of a small kitten, currently doing its utmost best to knock all the papers from his desk. don't ask why he has a kitten; it's not important. what is important is he has one, and it is wreaking havoc in his office, and he can't decide whether to shoot it or what because there is a goddamn kitten mucking up his business

you have been forewarned]

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[arrowminded]

Probably wouldn't exactly stay in her quarters, though. Which means you'd be right back where you started.

[Okay he'll actually try to help now, leaning back in his chair and folding his arms. 'Cause as much as Fury might hate this, it's a welcome distraction from what he really came here for.]

What about Hill?

[eyeonyou]

[he manages to get the kitten back on the desk without causing it any undue harm, glaring between it and Clint because why not]

That's a possibility. Too bad she's off for the next two days.

[arrowminded]

You could just leave it in her room. As a 'Welcome back' gift.

[eyeonyou]

Then you leave it.

[arrowminded]

I told you. [He shrugs with a smirk]

I don't do cats.

[eyeonyou]

Then I guess we're at an impasse.