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[gotshotgun]

[Sarge is standing around a table conveniently located smack dab between Red and Blue base. don't ask how it got there.

...or how it has streamers considering it's outdoors

all that matters is there's a giant table covered in food and assorted drinks and Sarge is putting the finishing touches on some of the decorations. you'd be surprised how hard it can be to decorate while holding a shotgun, but he manages]

All right you dirtbags, come and get it.

Except Grif. He can keep watch. And no one touch my pie.

[there are seven pies. choose wisely]

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[volunteeredforthis]

[ Donut may notice a man standing by the table, looking lost.

Well, it's not that he's lost, he knows exactly where he is. It's just that, you know, he doesn't understand why there's a table full of baked goods in the middle of the valley. ]

Hey, Soldier, this is Blood Gulch, right?

[pvtmuffinman]

[Because why shouldn't there be a table full of baked goods in the middle of the valley?]

Of course it is! Are you here for the party?

[The enthusiasm in this one is frickin' contagious, man.]

[volunteeredforthis]

The invitation must have gotten mixed up in the mail.

[ Oh, he'll just roll with it, it's not like he'll deny the chance to have a little fun. ]