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[eyeonyou]

[Fury has found himself in possession of a small kitten, currently doing its utmost best to knock all the papers from his desk. don't ask why he has a kitten; it's not important. what is important is he has one, and it is wreaking havoc in his office, and he can't decide whether to shoot it or what because there is a goddamn kitten mucking up his business

you have been forewarned]

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[eyeonyou]

No one asked you, Stark. [and oh he is glaring with that one eye, don't you doubt it]

[technetronic]

[Tony has had possibly too much exposure to that glare that he talks right through it or he's got no sense of self-preservation.]

Oh I'm sorry, are we going to continue to ignore the elephant-- or shall I say cat in the room?

Didn't peg you for a cat person.

[eyeonyou]

[he will just keep glaring anyway because it's his default expression]

That's because I'm not.

Since you insist on noticing it, you're welcome to keep it.

[technetronic]

[Woah woah, back up. He doesn't want the cat.]

And deprive you of the light in your life? I think not. Besides, it adds a little... something to this room.

[eyeonyou]

That something being I don't want it.

So really. I insist.