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[gotshotgun]

[Sarge is standing around a table conveniently located smack dab between Red and Blue base. don't ask how it got there.

...or how it has streamers considering it's outdoors

all that matters is there's a giant table covered in food and assorted drinks and Sarge is putting the finishing touches on some of the decorations. you'd be surprised how hard it can be to decorate while holding a shotgun, but he manages]

All right you dirtbags, come and get it.

Except Grif. He can keep watch. And no one touch my pie.

[there are seven pies. choose wisely]

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[screwedfuture]

[makes a derisive sort of noise] Heh, yeah sure. Your side. See that rock over there? [points at it with the end of his sniper rifle] That's our rock, I'm calling dibs. And hey look, since that's our rock, that means it's on our side. So get walking.

...And leave the pie.

[gotshotgun]

That rock is our rock, you blasted Blue.

And you're not getting any pie.