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[eyeonyou]

[Fury has found himself in possession of a small kitten, currently doing its utmost best to knock all the papers from his desk. don't ask why he has a kitten; it's not important. what is important is he has one, and it is wreaking havoc in his office, and he can't decide whether to shoot it or what because there is a goddamn kitten mucking up his business

you have been forewarned]

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[tiptoeing]

Bruce gave him a slight smile in return. "You could name it after Loki. Imagine his reaction when he finds out you've named a tiny, harmless fuzzball after him." And Thor's reaction, for that matter.

[eyeonyou]

The look Fury levels toward Banner is impressive, considering the looks Fury usually levels toward people who say dumb shit in his vicinity. "I'm not naming it anything. It's not mine."