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[eyeonyou]

[Fury has found himself in possession of a small kitten, currently doing its utmost best to knock all the papers from his desk. don't ask why he has a kitten; it's not important. what is important is he has one, and it is wreaking havoc in his office, and he can't decide whether to shoot it or what because there is a goddamn kitten mucking up his business

you have been forewarned]

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[eyeonyou]

I'm sure Stark would like a new pet. Take it to him.

[nestling]

He already has one. You don't. You need one. So you're not alone when I'm not here.

[eyeonyou]

[ousbgousg Ava logic] Trust me, I'm never alone. And he could use another pet. He has enough room for one, I bet he misses his cat when he's 30 floors above it.

[nestling]

[Ava logic is the best logic.]

But I want you to have her.

[eyeonyou]

[no]

That's too bad, because I don't want or need a cat.

[nestling]

Please?

[eyeonyou]

No.

[nestling]

But she really likes you!

[eyeonyou]

No.

[nestling]

But--! [WIBBLE]

[eyeonyou]

Look, kid. The cat is nice and all, but I just don't have the time or room to take care of it here, okay?

[nestling]

I can help!

[eyeonyou]

Yes, you can. By taking the thing home.

[nestling]

But I can't take her home, Mom said no more pets.

[That's the whole point, Nick. Obviously.]

[eyeonyou]

And so did I.

[nestling]

You told me I could bring her to you.

[eyeonyou]

And now you can take her back. I saw.

[nestling]

Bring, not show.

[eyeonyou]

You brought. Now you're taking.

[nestling]

I'll give her to Tony.

[Nick. Have a child hugging you now.]

Are you mad at me?

[eyeonyou]

That's a good girl.

[oof why the hugging child?!]

What makes you think that?

[nestling]

[Because she loves you Nick.]

Because you're...frowny.

[eyeonyou]

[no]

Ava, I'm always like this.

[nestling]

[Not. Letting. Go.]

Not always.

[eyeonyou]

[demon child]

You insinuating something?