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[eyeonyou]

[Fury has found himself in possession of a small kitten, currently doing its utmost best to knock all the papers from his desk. don't ask why he has a kitten; it's not important. what is important is he has one, and it is wreaking havoc in his office, and he can't decide whether to shoot it or what because there is a goddamn kitten mucking up his business

you have been forewarned]

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[eyeonyou]

[smirks] Maybe I do.

[eyeonyou]

Your dad is one of the bravest men I've ever had the fortune to know. He's a great man, Ava. Don't you ever forget that.

[ofafeather]

I'm not surprised.

[eyeonyou]

No, I suppose you wouldn't be.

[nestling]

I won't. I just want him to be brave at home. That's all.

But it's okay. He'll be home soon.

[eyeonyou]

He will be. As soon as he gets back.

[ofafeather]

Don't worry, I won't tell.

[nestling]

Unless he has to see the doctor again.

[eyeonyou]

Well, I'll do everything in my power to make sure he's got a clean bill of health soon as he gets back.

[eyeonyou]

You bet your ass you won't.

[ofafeather]

I haven't yet, have I?

[nestling]

Thank you. It's better that way.

[technetronic]

[Woah woah, back up. He doesn't want the cat.]

And deprive you of the light in your life? I think not. Besides, it adds a little... something to this room.

[eyeonyou]

There's always exceptions. You know that, Morse.

[eyeonyou]

That something being I don't want it.

So really. I insist.

[eyeonyou]

It's what I do, Ava. I make sure your mom and dad are safe.

[ofafeather]

I'll only tell someone if they torture it out of me.

Do you know how dangerous it could be for her if it gets out? I'm not telling. [She's teasing. Mostly.]

[nestling]

You have to stay safe, too.

[arrowminded]

I'm guessing I'm not the first person you've asked that.

Looks like it's pretty attached to you already.

[tiptoeing]

"What about Schrödinger?" he asked, innocently. Tony would get the reference, but Fury might not. Which might be amusing, if Tony found out. Of course, Tony finding out Fury had a kitten would be amusing enough on its own. Fury would never hear the end of it.

[eyeonyou]

Maybe. [Fury leans forward, looking utterly serious] But don't forget. I've got my eye on you.

[eyeonyou]

Fury was smarter than he let on, what with being the head of a super secret spy organization, and he gave Bruce a warped smile. "Something a little less ambiguous."

[eyeonyou]

I will. Promise.

[eyeonyou]

Unfortunately. On both accounts.

You know I can't keep it here.

[nestling]

I'd be sad if something happened to you.