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[eyeonyou]

[Fury has found himself in possession of a small kitten, currently doing its utmost best to knock all the papers from his desk. don't ask why he has a kitten; it's not important. what is important is he has one, and it is wreaking havoc in his office, and he can't decide whether to shoot it or what because there is a goddamn kitten mucking up his business

you have been forewarned]

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[eyeonyou]

I'm sure Stark would like a new pet. Take it to him.

[ofafeather]

Thanks for babysitting, by the way.

[nestling]

He already has one. You don't. You need one. So you're not alone when I'm not here.

[eyeonyou]

Don't think I won't put you behind a desk if you keep it up.

[eyeonyou]

[ousbgousg Ava logic] Trust me, I'm never alone. And he could use another pet. He has enough room for one, I bet he misses his cat when he's 30 floors above it.

[nestling]

[Ava logic is the best logic.]

But I want you to have her.

[ofafeather]

Oh, it can't be that bad. You keep agreeing to it.

[eyeonyou]

That doesn't mean I'll continue to do so.

[eyeonyou]

[no]

That's too bad, because I don't want or need a cat.

[nestling]

Please?

[eyeonyou]

No.

[ofafeather]

Can you really say no to her face when she wants to spend quality time with you?

[eyeonyou]

Would you like to place a bet?

[nestling]

But she really likes you!

[ofafeather]

Yes, actually.

[eyeonyou]

No.

[eyeonyou]

Then yes, I can tell her no.

[ofafeather]

She'll cry.

[eyeonyou]

Point?

[nestling]

But--! [WIBBLE]

[tiptoeing]

Bruce chuckled, and picked the little terror up off the desk, gently holding him in his arms. The kitten looked a little uncertain when he sniffed him...which was to be expected, considering.

But then he settled down, and started to purr. "I don't know, I think he's kind of cute," he replied. "Does he have a name?"

[ofafeather]

You'll be responsible for making a little girl cry.

[eyeonyou]

Look, kid. The cat is nice and all, but I just don't have the time or room to take care of it here, okay?

[eyeonyou]

I've been responsible for worse.

[eyeonyou]

"No." For being a giant rage monster, Banner had a way with animals. Fury would need to keep this in mind for any future reference. For the time being, though, he simply sat back and watched. "Got any ideas?"